August 2010
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Why does everyone keep asking me what day I’m getting married? I got engaged 5 days ago. Is it really necessary for the wedding stress to start this early? Shit.
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“I swear to you Tommy. That lemon was the size of one of them there footballs.” - Woman with a very thick Southern drawl.
I am seriously going to miss the conversations overheard on the streets of NYC.
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Awesome conversation I had with a girl at a group dinner last night (After she had been staring at me for about an hour):
Girl: Were you ever married?
Me: No
Girl: Oh because you look like my cousin’s ex-wife and her name was Beth too.
Me: My name’s Becky.
Girl: Oh.
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Overheard in Chelsea:
Man: “Hey bitch, two words: Fuck and You!”
Woman: “That’s three words. Bitch.”
Oh NYC, I’m going to miss you and all of your little quirks.
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